Favourite quotes

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-W.C. Fields-

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde-

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-Tom Waits-

The problem with the world is that everyon is a few drinks behind.
-Humphrey Bogart-

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen thecork to my lunch?
-W.C. Fields-

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-Winston Churchill-